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Joke of the Day

"What did the deer say when he left the gay bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks!"

"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."

"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"