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Joke of the Day

"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."

"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."

"The line ""Do you come here often?"" Has a zero percent success rate at the abortion clinic."

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"Why did Kanye blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."

"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"