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Joke of the Day

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"

"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."

"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird. Thanks folks, tip your waitresses I'll be here all day!"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."