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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."
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"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."
"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."
"Wise Men Sea man came across a woman, there was a lot of cleaning up"
"I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence."