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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
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"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"
"I thought I would go and help out in Africa ...turns out they have enough aids."
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard... when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"", he says. The other man replies, ""Nope, just taking a shit."""
"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."
"So a Mexican magician says he could disappear in three seconds. He starts to count....""uno, dos"", and poof, he disappears without a tres."
"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."
"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."
"Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy."