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Joke of the Day

"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."

"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"

"Why would Trump not lose any votes if he shot someone? Because he doesn't have any in the first place"

"[NSFW] Why don't vegetarian girls moan during sex? Because they don't like to admit that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"Why do dwarfs laugh will running ? Because the grass tickles their balls !!"

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."