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Joke of the Day

"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."

"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."

"I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone"

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"

"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."

"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"

"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."