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Joke of the Day

"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"

"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in five years. Come on folks, I'm not going to live that long."

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!"

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"