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Joke of the Day

"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."

"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"

"Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter "" Y "" in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box......... Is "" Y "" a vowel?"

"Girls want a Guy that's a gentleman and a Bad Ass! Girls want a guy that's a gentleman and a bad ass. On first dates, I wear a tuxedo and an eye patch!"

"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."

"Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is. Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative."

"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."

"Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled ""facts."""

"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."

"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""