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Joke of the Day

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."

"What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo."

"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."

"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."

"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."

"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."

"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."

"I've got a new job crushing fizzy drinks cans... It's soda pressing [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/6lWz2UD.jpg)"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"