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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""

"911 maybe too soon What's the difference between 911 and landscaping. Landscaping is an outside job sorry in advance ps I was the original poster of this"

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers, they can go through 88 stories in 8 seconds."

"Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut the fuck up and dramatically lower your standards!"

"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"