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Joke of the Day
"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"
Next Joke
"What is long, brown and covered in flies? The welfare line."
"Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?"
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."
"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"
"What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda? Pan, duh!"
"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"
"*eats banana seductively Banana: I have a boyfriend"
"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"