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Joke of the Day
"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"
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"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."
"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"
"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."
"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."
"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."
"Accuse someone of denying everything. It's a hard one to fight."
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."