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Joke of the Day

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."

"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"

"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"

"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."

"What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex"

"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"

"Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)"

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."

"My friends say I can be condescending That's when you talk down to people."