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Joke of the Day

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."

"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"

"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""

"I feel like we're so close to finding the perfect zinger that will make the whole country immediately unite."

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"You can't watch porn on the new iphone They took the jack off."

"Accuse someone of denying everything. It's a hard one to fight."

"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"

"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"