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Joke of the Day
"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."
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"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."
"Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat? Because they always get a little hoarse"
"The Cherokee Indians are overrated. Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out."
"[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup."
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"
"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"