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Joke of the Day
"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."
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"It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets."
"I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her."
"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"
"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"
"Why is it ""romantic"" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying on a carpet but ""pathetic"" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?"
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"
"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."