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Joke of the Day
"How do you come out of a closet like a true redditor? You get confused."
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"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."
"[job interview] ""Why do you want to leave your current job?"" My boss is a total idiot ""It says here you're self-employed?"" Yes that's right"
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"
"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."