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Joke of the Day

"#Parenthood Throwing a ball to a two year old is like....well...playing ""throw a ball and go get it yourself""...."

"German sausages... are the WURST!"

"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"

"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's some really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it."

"Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece."

"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"