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Joke of the Day

"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."

"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"

"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."

"I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed."

"Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all."

"I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get? ""Beeflt!"""

"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"

"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"