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Joke of the Day

"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"

"How did Helen keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."

"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"

"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."