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Joke of the Day
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."
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"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."
"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"
"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"
"Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint."
"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S."