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Joke of the Day

"Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship."

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."

"When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say ""thank you""? ...instead of all this ""how did you get in to my house?"" calling 9-11 business."

"Why isn't China a democracy? Because then they'd have to hold erections."

"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."

"What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !"

"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."

"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis."