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Joke of the Day

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""

"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."

"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"

"I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit... I couldn't stand people talking behind my back."

"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."

"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."