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Joke of the Day

"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."

"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""

"Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges"

"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask."

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion. It doesn't happen in a vaccuum."