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Joke of the Day

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Just told a couple disbelieving millennials about how we used to have to poop without cell phones."

"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."

"How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped"

"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."

"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."

"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."