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Joke of the Day

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"

"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time."

"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."

"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^&#8482;"

"What sways from side to side? Jesus on a rubber cross!"