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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."

"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetry disappeared."

"ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean"

"Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League."

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""