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"Jacob Sartorious must have been born on a highway Because that's where most accidents happen."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."
"I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text."
"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."
"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."