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Joke of the Day

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."

"Overheard this locker room convo: ""The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering"". I took my mop and left"

"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"TSA agents might have to arrest me if... They felt deez guns *flex*"

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""

"Why did the fisherman keep taking off? Because he was fly fishing."