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Joke of the Day
"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""
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"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."
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"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't stop internet porn from buffering every 20 seconds."
"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."
"What is the extreme of oral sex? Licking an ostomy bag."
"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"
"When the smoke detector goes off, it's time to flip the grilled cheese sandwich."
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"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."