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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"

"Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian."