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Joke of the Day
"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."
Next Joke
"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"
"How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters"
"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"
"I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint."
"You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."
"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."
"Q: What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"
"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."