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Joke of the Day

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"H:""Where'd you get those shoes?"" Me:""I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"" H:""Nope just cleaned the old one"" *Marriage lies"

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"A friend's uncle asked how to use Amazon. He may need an Internet primer... ...do you think Sherwin-Williams makes one?"

"Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ..."

"Dear girls, Santa saw your Facebook page, you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."

"*leaves church* *sees McChicken video* *goes back to church*"

"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."