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Joke of the Day

"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."

"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"

"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... When the librarian saw me, she called the police."

"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."

"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? Steer phones!"

"extreme jesus died on the motocross"