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Joke of the Day
"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."
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"If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked."
"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a huge bird unlike any we've ever seen before! What kind of bird is that? Just look at that bird!"
"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"
"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."
"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"
"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."
"My partner is a dog person, I'm not. Gets really fucking inconvenient every full moon."
"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is"