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Joke of the Day
"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."
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"My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary."
"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
"I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book... Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."
"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"
"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."