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Joke of the Day

"extreme jesus died on the motocross"

"Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea? A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face."

"It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it"

"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"

"How do you know if an Asian has been to your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little twat is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."

"My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled,"" the guy last night made her scream louder."" Then it got quiet.."

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"