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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrre"

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"Einstein came up with a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."

"I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now... ...its just nice to know how far I've cum."

"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""

"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"