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Joke of the Day

"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""

"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""

"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"

"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."

"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"