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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my friends Exploitable"
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"I wish I'd worked to learn another language. Only so I'd be more believable when I use language barriers as an excuse to not talk to people"
"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"
"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"
"""I have an unsolicited opinion on that!"" --Every douche blanket on Twitter."
"Don't assume my personal politics because of a tweet. Trust me, I believe ALL politicians are equally full of shit."
"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"
"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."