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Joke of the Day

"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""

"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."

"what did Spock find in the ships lavatory? the captain's log"

"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."

"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."

"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."

"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""

"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."

"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"

"While I fully intended to ""sleep my way to the top,"" it appears I've napped my way to the middle."