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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"
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"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."
"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"
"I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to ""clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!"" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies."
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."
"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"
"Just completed a 0.00 mi run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies #RunKeeper"
"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"
"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."
"What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump Oranges have thick skin"