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Joke of the Day

"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"People who say ""Don't shit where you eat"" have clearly never heard of Chipotle"

"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"

"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"