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Joke of the Day

"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."

"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."

"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"

"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets."

"BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom Officers are looking into it"

"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."

"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."

"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."

"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"

"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"