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Joke of the Day

"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"

"My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank. I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was."

"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"

"What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind."

"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet"