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Joke of the Day

"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"

"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."

"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"

"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."

"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"

"Do you know the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch."

"KING ARTHUR: ...and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that's not really... R: Got it"