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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."
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"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"
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"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."