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Joke of the Day
"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"
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"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey."
"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"
"Why is a nosey pepper so annoying? He's jalapeno business"