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Joke of the Day
"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"
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"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"What do you fire from underwater guns? Seashells"
"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."
"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
"How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo? ""What's a Matterbooboo?"" Nothing Yogi."
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"