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Joke of the Day
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
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"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."
"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""
"She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing food at her."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"
"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."
"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"