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Joke of the Day

"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""

"I know you can't compare apples to oranges... ...but two apples do make a pear."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."

"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"

"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work. She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait."

"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."

"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."

"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"