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Joke of the Day

"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."

"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."

"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"

"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"

"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."

"Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do."

"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"

"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."

"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."